Naked and Alone

It all started AND ENDED dark.... A buddy of mine and I were making a trip to visit my cousin down @ the University of Illinois during the period known as my senior year of college. We were heading down to catch a concert on a Wednesday which forced us to take a leave of absence from school for that Tuesday AND Wednesday. Now my cousin belongs to a fraternity which I am not the least bit fond of but took the punches regardless. On this particular Tuesday night we caught a four bar barcrawl. The party started with drinks of choice @ the first bar, jello shots @ the second bar, a keg race @ the third bar and all champagne @ the fourth and final bar. By the fourth bar I had tackled a poor girl I was attempting to dance with and my buddy ended up carrying me out of the bar over his shoulder.

(Here's where things border interesting and just plain mind-boggling.)

I woke up the next morning sitting in a shower stall which consisted of about 6 shower heads. I was sitting up on the floor butt-ass naked with some nice hot water running over me. I surveyed my surroundings and realized I had NO idea where I was. I wanted to cry. To make matters worse, my clothes were nowhere to be found. Now mind you, my cousin was a cheese-dick, I mean fraternity brother, and their house was ginormous! This of course meant I had no idea what room he resided in. So I ended up running up and down the halls of about 4 floors butt naked on a school day looking for my cousin. After about 8 people I got the info I was looking for. Found my cuz, my clothes were in the basement wetter than all hell.

I had wet myself, ran upstairs to shower and passed out....I will never be forgotten, or laughed at harder.

Sorry for running up the hot water bill....not sorry for partying.

- Schmieds
Grand Rapids, MI