Why You Should Always Lock your Door...

One rainy wednesday summer night my roommate her boyfriend & I decided to get hammered at our apartment. Now we don't just have a few drinks and pass out, we get shitfaced. Hey, we're young! We were waiting for my friend David to come over but he had previously told us he had to as he put it "stick his D in something before it fell off" first so would be over shortly after he was done. We were all hanging out and roommate Carol was being crazy just texting texting calling calling, but we knew he wouldn't care. If i had done it, it would of been a problem..yeah its one of those situations. Meanwhile Carols friend Victoria called to say her and her boyfriend were having problems so we told her to get he ass off the couch stop crying and get to our house. When she got there we were all pretty ridiculous.

This is when the great part starts. Carol has a great idea to just GO to Dave's house because he wasn't picking up. So we get our shit grabbed as many beers as we could picked a good DD and headed out. When we arrive to his house we got all of our stuff out of the car and bust down the walkway to his house. Carol, being the subtle lady she is, barges in beers in hand only to find Dave fucking this girl we all work with, some slutty boyish looking whore named Herby. I was right behind Carol and wanted to attack the bitch but just stood there, Carol looks back at us and goes "DUDE DAVE IS FUCKING HERBY" in the rudest most disgusting way possible. ( i LOVE her). Dave jumps up / out of her runs to the door buck ass naked trying to cover his D and says "OUT IMEDITALY" and slams / locks the door in our face. Carol and Victoria proceed to bang on the door, try and break in through the windows.. Victoria is on the porch trying to peek in yelling "HEY DUDE I GOTTA USE THE BATHROOM... NOW!!!" Just an absolute scene we were making at 2am. After trying to get in for about 20min and spending another 20 laughing out asses off we gave up and drove home.

If you have ever busted in on your friend doing a whore its the funniest thing in the world. Espically when he thinks so the next morning.

We are sorry for watching you two fuck & making Herby's life hell by telling EVERYONE we know at work including our boss.. but we are so NOT sorry for partying!!!!!!!!!!

- CR & CD
Avon, CT