Wednesday, April 29, 2009

Never Gonna Grow Up

Because I am adult, I went straight from my condo closing to the bar with my realtor. Several glasses of wine later I took the El to my new place, bought a handle of vodka and proceeded to get blackout drunk in my new place with the carpet cleaner guy, two of my besties and zero furniture.

I woke up in my old place with no recollection of getting there.

Sorry for partying.

- Bethany
Chicago, IL

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